Because they weren’t in Italy and Little Caesar had antiquated transportation and Mary didn’t know how to fly fish and accidentally caught her cell phone on the lure and tossed it into the water thereby eliminating her means of communication so Moses got angry, bit the raw fish, got salmonella and swung his rod at Mary who reported him for rod rage, so Pharaoh’s men threw him in the Nile
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“For people will love only themselves and their money. They will be boastful and proud, scoffing at God, disobedient to their parents, and ungrateful. They will consider nothing sacred.
They will be unloving and unforgiving; they will slander others and have no self-control; they will be cruel and have no interest in what is good.
They will betray their friends, be reckless, be puffed up with pride, and love pleasure rather than God.
They will act as if they are religious, but they will reject the power that could make them godly. You must stay away from people like that.”
(2 Timothy 3:2-5)
Mary was at that time having a sausage in her mouth and moses were busy licking his pancake. It is sufficient for them.
The Pizza Hut delivery man had lost his donkey
Silly man… pizza is just a myth… like health care and government.
Why not babby with hot sauce?
dumb question, but pizza would have been my choice